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getting down and dirty dancing

alex levy has the (worst) time of his life

Dirty Dancing, the stage adaptation of the iconic 1987 film, is kitschy, uninspired and almost insultingly vapid. At its best, it is moderately enjoyable; at its worst, which is approximately 90% of the show, it is tedious and painful. Yes, I found myself physically pained by the theatrical atrocity being committed before my £35-paying eyes.


the weird and the surreal

angustse explains why luis buñuel matters (even though you don’t know who he is)

Many of you have seen Salvador Dali’s painting Persistence of Memory (the melting clocks) or Rene Magritte’s Treachery of Images (‘This is not a pipe’). Both were key artists in the Surrealist movement, characterised by the dream-like and unexpected juxtapositions of imagery. These perplexing works may be the exact justification for some of you to condemn ‘modern art’ (a broad but rather useful generalisation): calculated to shock but absolutely meaningless. But much of the entertainment nowadays is ‘odd’ or ‘illogical’ and yet we clearly enjoy it. The commonplace of ‘weirdness’, I believe, is due to one man.


THE BIG INTERVIEW

 “Anywhere but Starbucks, I won’t drink coffee there” says Paulo. Interesting, an anti-globalistion strike against faceless clone high streets? No, “I might as well pour engine lubricant down my throat,” he explains as we try to find a quiet corner of Covent Garden serving decent coffee, where we can smoke and chat.


food for friends

It’s week five and by now your probably broke or saving up for Valentine’s day (reminder it’s next week) and the last thing you can afford to do is go out for dinner. But you still need to eat. Life really sucks does it not? It does not have to be this way. We can help you remedy this seemingly insurmountable problem. It is astonishingly simple really: get yourself a friend.  We are talking about the kind of friend who balks at the idea of soup from a can or heart of palm from a tin. Luckily, we have such a friend, at least Facebook-wise.



saroyan

Tucked away at the back of the internet, behind all the helpful scroll-down menus and interactive banner ads, and amongst the endless collag­­­­­­e of millions of rotting geocities pages and threads on the forums of long forgotten bands there exists a page that I return to every second season or so, always flush with the joy of remembrance.


sunstroke

When I first picked up the short story collection Sunstroke, I was eager to read it.  According to the Guardian quote on the dust jacket, Tessa Hadley was “a rare and startling gem” whose writing was apparently “fantastically subtle, absorbing and insightful.” 



Homelessness

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barking mad

Fifteen months into a three month holiday, money was a distant memory. Not so distant were the pleas of various financial institutions, including my parents, urging me to come home or somehow work off some of my substantial debt. Such words fell on deaf ears; I was enjoying my sprawling holiday too much.



ugly is the new pretty

"You are an attractive, intelligent, confident businesswomen," Betty Suarez reassures herself, with endearing desperation, as she begins her first day at "fashion bible" Mode Magazine. But "attractive" is the last word her new co-workers would use to describe hapless Betty.



calexico

This week in asking the wrong questions to the lead-singer of a moderately famous Americana band who are big in California and Germany.  Joey Burns from Calexico gets annoyed at your reporter’s questions, but still answers them pleasantly...



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